Anonymous Entry in the “Office Plants” E-Mail Contest

To: All Staff
From: Office of Environmental Safety
Subject: Individual Office Plants

Plants add tremendously to our environment and office atmosphere.
However, over the past months, there have been multiple office plant infestations due to neglect.

Staff members are responsible for maintaining their own plants. We recommend a maximum of two lower-maintenance plants per office.

Please check your plants regularly and do not over water; office plants usually have a diminished need for watering.

We are committed to a safe and healthy work environment. Plant infestation is a safety violation, and those who neglect their plants will be cited and have their plants removed. For plant removal assistance, email oes@mail.com.